That's My Story and I'm Stickin' With It!

Have you ever needed a good "story" and you made one that was so good that you couldn't tell the truth from fiction?
I hope to do that in the hereafter when I am being interviewed by St. Peter about today (May 30, 2010). Tell me if you would buy this one or not:
"St. Peter, I can explain my activities on Sunday, May 30, 2010 like this... I wanted to enjoy one of the first real days of sun you all sent to us in May. So, following church, I put on some shorts, grabbed my shades and went to sit in the sun at the park.
Well, after a little bit these young men showed up at the park as well, and they brought some balls, bats, gloves, the whole thing. I thought the least I could do was enjoy the sun and watch the young men in their game.
Then I discovered someone had set up a grill and was cooking hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, you name it, they had it. Then, someone set up a drinking fountain, and I was thirsty and hungry so, I took advantage of the situation.
After a while some angels sat down next to me for a few minutes. They were going to help the great conductor Frank Layden in leading a whole choir of participants in a good old song about home teams, and cracker jacks. \
By time the game was done, I had enjoyed the sun, made new friends, got hit on, and well, that's my story, and I'm stickin' with it!"
Oh, and if Lori reads this, 'open shirt guy' was there sans shirt! ha ha